For Christmas this year, a good friend gave me a shirt. The shirt was nice, it was yet another of my favored Mark Ecko shirts. What intrigued me, however, was the bag that it came in. Staring me smack-dab in the face was the logo that adorns the vast majority of my shirts. I sat [...]
Read more →The year is over, yet this bad comedy continues. The new year approaches, and the time has come for change. It is my wish that this new year brings you many blessings, that you never feel sorrow, and that all your dreams come to be. I must let you go. I cannot continue to write [...]
Read more →Wow, This last year, right? It’s been.. what’s the word? Tumultuous? Yea! Totally. Wow. I fell in love, but that all went horribly awry. I pushed all the wrong buttons and was left to the reality that I’m just not meant to have that sort of life. Aww c’mon, it couldn’t have been all bad? [...]
Read more →The world has ended. The impact has caused an uprising of debris that’s blocked out the sun. Your nightmares have ripped through your soul and now stand before you, smiling, taunting you. What do you do? What can I? Nothing. You sit there, you watch the timer as it counts down the end of your [...]
Read more →I’m in the eye of the storm. The last 18 months have been quite turbulent, they’ve been a testament to the range of human emotion. I’ve felt happy, hopeful, angry, sad, loved, abandoned, useful, and useless. This is the cost of being the spirit that I am, ducking and weaving in and out of the [...]
Read more →They say “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.”, but what about those who are neither? What about the people who mean something to you, but have fallen out of favor, or have otherwise become distant? How do you let them know that they still exist? How can you tell them that they are [...]
Read more →It was just another lazy night. I was on the couch, catching up on my DVRed episodes of The Biggest Loser, trying not to laugh at the irony of me sitting there practically inhaling Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream. “I’ll just spend an extra hour on the treadmill tomorrow, it’s worth [...]
Read more →Dude, guess what.. Your mom. No, try again.. Your mom? Ugh.. no! Tomorrow’s the day! You mean?! Tomorrow you lose your virginity?? What?! No! Tomorrow I’m going SKYDIVING!!! Yay!! ..wait, what?! I didn’t approve this! haha! Um, can we talk about this? Sure! What do you wanna talk about? Ok.. can we not do this? [...]
Read more →Hey, are you ready for more rules?? Golly gee, am I ever! ..not really, but whatevs. Great!! Well, today I wanna talk about the rules of looooove. lol! You? Have you seen your love life? Hey, even the greatest pilots can crash and burn. We all make mistakes, especially me. Just because I know the [...]
Read more →I rule. Word, you’re pretty cool. No, I mean I rule! Yea, that’s what you said. Oh, you mean like a king or something? Bingo, Gringo! What?! You know I’m not.. never mind, go on. Thank you, kindly. I operate, or at least I try my damnedest to operate in this world according to a [...]
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