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    pseudocodating

    by  • June 3, 2011 • Code, dating • 0 Comments

    function date(man, woman) { if(areCompatible(man, woman) == true) { haveFun(man, woman) beFriends(man, woman) makeLove(man, woman) return evaluateMarriage(man, woman) } elseif(areCompatible(man, woman) == false) { haveFun(man, woman) beFriends(man, woman) return beHappyAsFriends(man, woman) } /* *TODO: * If there’s an error, split the objects up, * send one to beMiserable() * and the other to beUnreasonable() * [...]

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    Poem: Look With In

    by  • May 31, 2011 • justice • 0 Comments

    in my mind is where I keep you now in my thoughts I know you’re safe and sound in control of all you hear and see deep with in I keep you here with me   in secure is how you make me feel in those times you ask if I’m for real in my [...]

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    Off Course, Of Course

    by  • May 11, 2011 • justice • 0 Comments

    I have finely gone insane of this fact I can’t complain this mud flowing thru my veins mustn’t make it to my brain   I’ve brought this all upon myself by allowing the doubling of my cells tho I can control this no more than the weather I’ve finally lived long enough to regret her [...]

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    Live. Love. Leave.

    by  • March 2, 2011 • Yadda Yadda • 0 Comments

    So there I was, naked, in the desert… Oooh, Sexy! My exhausted body, tested by time and the great sun above, stands as if held up by strings. A mixture of blood, sweat, and tears rolls off my nose and presents a thump, barely audible, as it becomes an offer of mercy to the red, [...]

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    Get it yo damn self, dammit!

    by  • October 16, 2010 • Words of Visdom • 0 Comments

    A long time ago, in a galaxy.. no wait. In this galaxy, I remember hearing a little tale about God and this, that, and the other thing. I feel like sharing it, I dunno why.. maybe just cuz I’ve had a great day. The sun’s been shining, Rita was treating me well as we hit [...]

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    Face your pain: A serious case of the Mondays.

    by  • October 15, 2010 • Yadda Yadda • 0 Comments

    Who dares disturb my slumber??! Raawwr!! Relax tough guy, it’s just me. I have a proposition for you. Dude, we’ve been through this.. EXIT ONLY! Good lord, man.. no! Not that! ..not now, anyway. Are you familiar with the pain chart? The what now? It’s this silly little chart they have up at hospitals and [...]

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    A night of mares.

    by  • August 30, 2010 • Dreams • 0 Comments

    Looks like it’s that time of year again. Fall? No, Nightmare season. It seems every year I go through a phase where I have nightmare after nightmare after nightmare. They just get stranger as they go, too. A couple nights ago I was a little boy trapped in a haunted house, forced to get Christmas [...]

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    Wtf happened?!

    by  • August 2, 2010 • Yadda Yadda • 0 Comments

    On Friday afternoon, I was doing what I’d been doing all week.. A nice leisurely ride on my pretty little bike, Rita (Short for “Motorita”, which is spanish for “Little Motorcycle [female]). It was a day like any other, the sun shining up above and the cool wind brushing up against my face as I [...]

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    The iPad as a picture frame

    by  • April 15, 2010 • Yadda Yadda • 3 Comments

    Ever since the release of the iPad, people have been swarming around me and bothering me with all kinds of goofy questions. Can you put that thing down and look at me? Shouldn’t you have paid your rent instead of buying that? Can I get a chance to use the shitter now? … only one [...]

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