Mar 1, 2009
Posted by Skid Vis on Mar 1, 2009 in Yadda Yadda | View Comments
This is more of a reminder for me.. but when you try to import MP4′s into Adobe Premiere, it says the file is corrupt.. pshaa, right! You just need to rename the file from .mp4 to .mpg and presto, voila! It’s like Magic.
Feb 28, 2009
Posted by Skid Vis on Feb 28, 2009 in Contests | View Comments
2 Tickets, eh? What for?
Jason Mraz, on May 5th, 2009, at the WestFair amphitheater in Council Bluffs, Iowa.
How does someone get them?
Easy.. all they have to do is find me a girlfriend!
A girlfriend?!! Geez.. why don’t you use the normal venues, like everyone else?
I have! They don’t work. I’ve tried the bars, I’ve spent tons of money on all the dating sites, and it never works out. Statistically, most relationships happen by referral and well.. I’m askin for referrals! Sure, I could keep spending money trying the old ways, but I think it’ll be much more fun to have others do the heavy lifting.
Ok.. so what are the rules?
Well, if you know of anyone who fits what I’m looking for, then have her email me.. including some pics and details about herself. If I’m interested, I’ll schedule some dates with her. If it ends up being successful, you get two tickets to the Mraz concert. Pretty easy.
How do they “enter”?
They should have their friend send me an email with some details and pix to the following email address: mraz20090505 at skidvis.com
They should be pretty good friends with this chick too, cuz she’s getting the tickets.. so make sure she doesn’t screw you!
Sounds simple.. what are you looking for?
- A woman!
- Sorry fellas, I know you think I’m sexy, and like you like my body.. but no thanks.. ladies only.
- Between 5’0″ and 5’8″.
- I’m 6’1″, 6’2″ first thing in the morning. Usually girls that are taller than 5’8″ feel a little awkward to me. This rule’s probably the only one I’ll flex on.
- Aged between 29 and 39.
- I’m 35.. yup.. I even has some Grey hairs on my noggin.. so you sexy, young gals are gonna have to sit this one out til I’m in my 40′s and suffering my midlife crisis.
- An Omaha girl.
- Sure Miss Right.. I know you live in Toledo.. but long distance just doesn’t work for me.. I need someone to keep me warm during these cold Omaha nights. Keep your chin up, I’m sure the man of your dreams is right there in your town!
- Fit.
- I like to travel, I like biking and tennis.. so if you’re getting all sweaty just reading this.. turn your attention back to the food network. Sorry, but when I get freaky I like to smack it up, flip it, and rub it down.. oh no! ..and sadly I’m just not that strong.. ya dig?
- Pretty.
- What? I like pretty.. what’s wrong with that? Don’t give me that whole “it’s what’s inside that counts”-crap.. I’ve seen ER and Greys Anatomy.. we’re not that pretty inside.
- Light-haired.
- Me.. I have Black hair.. well.. except where it’s Grey. So yea, when I’m with a dark-haired girl I feel a little weird.. sorry. Personally, I have a preference for Redheads.. matter of fact, most of my past girlfriends are redheads.. so there.
- Educated.
- I are smart.. are you? Sure.. I can’t do math to save my life.. but I like to learn and if I’m being schooled by a pretty lady.. well, what’s not to like? ..and I’m not just talking about someone who likes to use polysyllabic words, just cuz you’re smart doesn’t mean you have to talk so no one can understand you.
- Conversational.
- Shhh.. you hear that? It’s silence. I hates that sound. When I see my gal, I want her to spill it.. talk to me, woman! I hate sitting across from a gal who has absolutely nothing to say.. how fun is that? Just so you know, I talk more than the average guy.. so be prepared to listen up too! Oh.. and everything in moderation.. if you’re the gal that can’t shut up.. shut up, already!
- Happy.
- Do you hate life? Is everyone out to get you? Is everything that happens to you someone elses fault? If you answered yes to all of these questions then your lucks not getting any better. I’m a positive guy, I’m pretty positive about that. I need someone who sees the light when it’s dark.
- Non-smoker.
- Cough, Cough.. Hack, Hack! My lungs.. they’re not cut out to be drowning in smoke.. sorry.
- Animal-lover.
- You kill Bambi for fun? Eww. I love aminals, I do, but not THAT way.. sicko! I’m a dog person.. roof! roof! If you’re the crazy cat lady, however, stay away. anything more than 2 pets and you own a zoo.. not my thing.
- Good kisser.
- I’m a Latino.. we are passionate peoples.. I like kisses and hugs and lots of love. If you hate to be touched or you kiss like you’re licking a lollipop, we’re not gonna work out. Sorry.
Geez.. you’re not picky, are you? Anything else?
Um.. I don’t think so.. I’ll be sure to update the list if I remember anything.
How will they find out more about you?
This site’s not enough? My whole life is pretty much here.. but I also have a profile on OkCupid.com or Match.com they can check out.
When’s the contest over?
Well, the sooner the better.. right? So get to it!
Feb 11, 2009
Posted by Skid Vis on Feb 11, 2009 in Yadda Yadda | View Comments
This sounds like a vampire tale.. is it?! I like vampires!
Negative, goat rider.. I was recently told that there’s no such thing as altruism. The logic behind the statement being that even if someone is being selfless, they’re doing it to be thought of as selfless, which in and of itself is selfish.
um..
Yea, if you think about, it makes sense! ..and believe me, I thought about it long and hard.
While watching porn?
What?! No.. I don’t think so, anyway. Regardless, I had to think about it because I try to be selfless. Sure, I has some problems relating emotionally to humans, but overall I tend to be a giver and I don’t expect anything back. If you’re an avid reader, you’ll conclude that the statement I just made can’t possibly true.. after all, just last post I spoke of karma. Karma speaks of getting back what you put out, so if I believe in karma then whenever I give, I give only so I may receive, right?
Dude.. my head, it hurts.
I feel ya. I got offended when I started to think that I’m not really a good person, but merely a selfish bastard who wants good things to happen to him. That passed rather quickly though. You see, given the choice, what would you prefer? A greedy bastard who does good or a greedy bastard who does evil? Both of them may be selfish, but surely one will benefit you while the other hinders you.
The being the case, sure.. I’m greedy and selfish. I want happiness, but not just for me.. for everyone. Given a genie, I WOULD ask for world peace.. and maybe a massive penis.. but definitely world peace! To those of you who say there is no altruism I say this.. so? Do me a favor.. pretend there IS such a thing. Stop being so cynical! Believe it or not, there are actually people who don’t want anything from you.. sure, they want SOMETHING, but not neccessarily from you. Take their kindness, share their happiness while you can.. and return the favor, pass it on!
Feb 4, 2009
Posted by Skid Vis on Feb 4, 2009 in Yadda Yadda | View Comments
Good ol’ Boy George..What’s on your mind today, Oh Great One?
I’m glad you asked. I’ve talked to you about not spreading your personal misery, and now I want to take that a step further. You see, people have problems. Everyone.. You, The President, your favorite celebrity, your favorite athlete.. everyone. No matter how rich or how poor, how smart or how dumb, everyone has problems. That’s life.
That’s depressing.
Yes it is. Most people, they do their best to find things to help them conquer their problems. If they can’t, or it takes a while, then they move on to the next best thing.. forgetting their problems. For some this is books, sports, clubs, beer, whatever. People will try anything to get over what’s eating away at them, and while many of those remedies work, I want to talk about what really helps me.. human interaction.
Sexy time?
No.. I’m just talking about surrounding yourself with positive people. People who have problems, just like you, but they’re not wallowing in it.. moping around, waiting for a piano to fall on their head. Instead, they focus on the positives, they move forward with life and not just enjoy it, but share it.
These are the people the keep me sane. With nothing more than a smile, these people have the power to turn a bad day into a party. I try to be one of these people. I can’t count the number of times when I’ve been at the end of my rope.. in such a mood that one wrong word could potentially send me off the deep end, but then I meet or talk to one of these people and they somehow magically restore my faith in life and humanity.
Angels.
Yes, angels. How awesome would that be, to have someone consider you an angel? It doesn’t require wings, a halo, or even a funky looking toga. All you have to do, is stop whining and start being genuinely concerned for others instead of just yourself! It’s easy, and most importantly, it will come back to you! Treat others with love and they will love you back.
Karma.. got it.
Jan 28, 2009
Posted by Skid Vis on Jan 28, 2009 in Yadda Yadda | View Comments
Innnnteresting title.. another Will Smith dream?
No, but my last post got me thinking about my previous post. Let me ask you, What would make you happy?
Me? Maybe if the Miss America contest was a contest to see who gets to sleep with me.
Hmm.. If that were the case, I doubt the contestants would be quite as attractive. Regardless, today I want to remind you about the simple expression.. Happiness is the path, not the destination.
What does that even mean?
Well, many times we think about what would make us happy. We set these outlandish goals that we could never possibly reach, which keeps us from feeling happy. We forget that happiness is not something we get, it’s merely the way we choose to feel.
So people like to be unhappy?
Some do.. weirdos, but mostly no. People just forget sometimes that life is what you make of it. You can pick up your paycheck Friday and throw a hissy fit about how much more you’d rather be making.. or you can thank the stars that you still have a job in this horrendous economy! If you get in a fender-bender you can whine about the damage to your bumper or you can be glad you were able to walk away in one piece! There’s a bright side to almost everything, you just have to choose to see it.
Sooo there’s a good side to my girl screwing my brother?
Absolutely! Now you kow that your girl is not the one you should be marrying.. and as a bonus you get to sock your brother in the face!
Oooh! I’d love to do that!
You see?! It’s all a matter of perspective. The birds who wonder what life is like under the ocean are missing out on the fact that they rule the skies! They’re oblivious to the feel of the sun on their back and majestic mountains below them! We need to stop wishing we had what we are lacking, and instead appreciate all that we do have.
So I should stop having goals?
No, silly! We need goals. Goals keep us striving to better ourselves, they keep us moving towards a place where we won’t just have more, we’ll also be more. The point is that the road to our goals shouldn’t be one that’s lined with broken glass. The more we wallow in misery and whine about what we lack, the longer it will take for us to move on and realize that life is grand and life is great.