As yet another weekend flies right past me, I can’t help but realize that there’s less and less distance between Today and my Birthday. I’m not a big fan of birthdays, you see.. if I were in Logan’s Run, I would have met up with the big ceiling fan in the sky by now. I [...]
Read more →Having kids? Yes, that’d be fun.. but I’ll just be having one. Wanting two? Well, that won’t do. Seen the rising cost of shoes?! Craving three? Nope, not from me! They’d just sit and watch tv. If it’s four you’re aiming for, let me show you to the door. If to five you must arrive, [...]
Read more →Stop hiding who you really are. “Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.†– Judy Garland Start being intensely selfish. “When you come right down to it all you have is yourself. The sun is a thousand rays in your belly. All the rest is nothing.†– [...]
Read more →Wow, it’s been a whole month since I’ve written anything? Holy shiatsu, how time flies. Well, since I know you’re just DYING to know, let me give you a glimpse of the last 30 days. Extra! Extra! Read all about it! George Clooney, Jason Reitman, and a few Hollywood-types were in town to film a [...]
Read more →When I was a young’n.. you know, last week sometime.. I would frequent church all the time. Not by choice, mind you. My parents were very strict religious people, and going to church was a nearly daily event. An event that I really couldn’t comprehend and certainly didn’t enjoy. Those of you who know me [...]
Read more →What’s all this, now? Included, for your viewing pleasure, is a dating site popularity chart. I’ve been dating for a little while and I’ve tried pretty much all of the dating sites out there. I figure it’s high time I let people know what I think about these super fine sites.. it’s been a while [...]
Read more →Um.. you have some thing with Tom Petty now? Nope. Today was a great day.. I ran a few errands and played outside in the great weather. As my day went on, I found myself experiencing bouts of sadness. Aww, what’s wrong? Realized that because you’re such an a-hole you’re forced to do things alone? [...]
Read more →This is more of a reminder for me.. but when you try to import MP4′s into Adobe Premiere, it says the file is corrupt.. pshaa, right! You just need to rename the file from .mp4 to .mpg and presto, voila! It’s like Magic.
Read more →2 Tickets, eh? What for? Jason Mraz, on May 5th, 2009, at the WestFair amphitheater in Council Bluffs, Iowa. How does someone get them? Easy.. all they have to do is find me a girlfriend! A girlfriend?!! Geez.. why don’t you use the normal venues, like everyone else? I have! They don’t work. I’ve tried [...]
Read more →This sounds like a vampire tale.. is it?! I like vampires! Negative, goat rider.. I was recently told that there’s no such thing as altruism. The logic behind the statement being that even if someone is being selfless, they’re doing it to be thought of as selfless, which in and of itself is selfish. um.. [...]
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