• Words of Visdom

    Etch-a-Skid

    by  • July 7, 2008 • Words of Visdom, Yadda Yadda • 0 Comments

    um.. what am I looking at? Oh, hi! I didn’t see you there. This is my new tattoo. The first two pictures are from Photoshop, where I drew it.. the other two were taken at the tattoo place. Wutcha think? I think it looks painful. Nah, it just feels like a slight sunburn.. not too [...]

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    Mind over doesn’t matter.

    by  • April 17, 2008 • Words of Visdom • 2 Comments

    Image via Wikipedia Throughout the day, people walk into my hole in the wall, grab a seat, and proceed to inform me of the injustices in their existance. I sit there and take in what they have to say, I’m a very good listener. Once they’re done releasing, I process the information and spit out [...]

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    How the Vis stole Christmas…

    by  • December 22, 2007 • Words of Visdom • 1 Comment

    Some people call me Scrooge.. or the Grinch, because around the holiday season I love to give gifts, but I don’t like getting them. See.. there’s a story to tell.. When I was a little lad, my family was pretty poor.. we didn’t have money for anything.. food was scarce, toys were even more scarce. [...]

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    Wet Fingers

    by  • November 8, 2007 • Words of Visdom • 4 Comments

    ..or “When not to hold your tongue” If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my 765 years of existence, it’s this: People Lie. For all kinds of reasons, logical and not, people just have become accustomed to constantly tellings fibs. Am I saying I don’t lie? Not at all.. I’m the biggest liar I know. [...]

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    Tell me you’re not scared

    by  • September 1, 2007 • Words of Visdom • 0 Comments

    It’s been a while since I’ve written anything personal on this man’s blog.. but I’m feeling quite alone right now and if I don’t put this out I may end up hanging on Burning Man. I’m not suicidal, mind you.. I just need to chat. I did a bad thing last night, I read the [...]

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    Leadership Efficaciousness

    by  • July 30, 2007 • Dreams, Words of Visdom • 1 Comment

    Over a decade ago, I was a Jet Engine Mechanic. A kid, who feared and respected his elders.. believing them to be wise and knowledgeable. I found out, however, that most of my leaders had leadership thrust upon them.. it was not something they sought out and mostly nothing they wanted once they had it. [...]

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    Your girlfriend is a whale!

    by  • May 24, 2007 • Words of Visdom • 2 Comments

    As Barney from How I met your mother would say, Watch your feet cuz I’m about to drop some knowledge! In today’s show, I’m going to reveal some concepts which will make you say “hmm”, concepts that science has shed its’ light on to try and make us understand the constant battle between men and [...]

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    Why guys look at porn

    by  • May 22, 2007 • Words of Visdom • 25 Comments

    In today’s episode I will attempt to answer this question, which I seem to get a lot. Let me preface this by saying that what follows is based on my observations and discussions with other men and women on the subject as well as my personal opinions. I’ve been looking at porn since before I [...]

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    5 Reasons why Homosexuality is gay

    by  • May 21, 2007 • Words of Visdom • 1 Comment

    Hello again boys and boys! Time once again for me to voice my opinion on something and close my eyes while I await the backlash from the loudest wheel.. you know, the one that makes all the noise and doesn’t carry the weight of the cart. Anyway, Today’s message: Gay is bad, mmkay? Sexual Deviance [...]

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