I have finely gone insane of this fact I can’t complain this mud flowing thru my veins mustn’t make it to my brain I’ve brought this all upon myself by allowing the doubling of my cells tho I can control this no more than the weather I’ve finally lived long enough to regret her [...]
Read more →So there I was, naked, in the desert… Oooh, Sexy! My exhausted body, tested by time and the great sun above, stands as if held up by strings. A mixture of blood, sweat, and tears rolls off my nose and presents a thump, barely audible, as it becomes an offer of mercy to the red, [...]
Read more →Ah, Thanksgiving! What a wonderful day! Yup.. celebrating the day we picked a new group of people to kill. C’mon now, that was years later! You’re still partial to your wedding day even though you’re divorced, eh? Yea, but that at least celebrates me getting laid. Goodness. Anyway, be on your merry way. Right, Thanksgiving [...]
Read more →A long time ago, in a galaxy.. no wait. In this galaxy, I remember hearing a little tale about God and this, that, and the other thing. I feel like sharing it, I dunno why.. maybe just cuz I’ve had a great day. The sun’s been shining, Rita was treating me well as we hit [...]
Read more →Who dares disturb my slumber??! Raawwr!! Relax tough guy, it’s just me. I have a proposition for you. Dude, we’ve been through this.. EXIT ONLY! Good lord, man.. no! Not that! ..not now, anyway. Are you familiar with the pain chart? The what now? It’s this silly little chart they have up at hospitals and [...]
Read more →Looks like it’s that time of year again. Fall? No, Nightmare season. It seems every year I go through a phase where I have nightmare after nightmare after nightmare. They just get stranger as they go, too. A couple nights ago I was a little boy trapped in a haunted house, forced to get Christmas [...]
Read more →On Friday afternoon, I was doing what I’d been doing all week.. A nice leisurely ride on my pretty little bike, Rita (Short for “Motorita”, which is spanish for “Little Motorcycle [female]). It was a day like any other, the sun shining up above and the cool wind brushing up against my face as I [...]
Read more →Ever since the release of the iPad, people have been swarming around me and bothering me with all kinds of goofy questions. Can you put that thing down and look at me? Shouldn’t you have paid your rent instead of buying that? Can I get a chance to use the shitter now? … only one [...]
Read more →Remember 2008? I sure as hell do. I lost a lot of things back then.. my friends, my opportunities, my hopes, my dreams, my Love, and maybe even my mind. I’m pretty sure I made more bad decisions in 2008 than I have in my whole life. It was the perfect storm of bad decisions.. [...]
Read more →Hello, My name is Skid Vis, and I’m a giver. If you know of the Five Languages of Love (Words of Affirmation, Quality Time, Receiving Gifts, Acts of Service, and Physical Touch), and you know me well enough, you’d agree that I fire off on just about all of them. I’ll admit, I’m weakest on [...]
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