• 8 Steps to Happenis.

    by  • June 5, 2009 • 0 Comments

    Stop hiding who you really are. “Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.” – Judy Garland Start being intensely selfish. “When you come right down to it all you have is yourself. The sun is a thousand rays in your belly. All the rest is nothing.” – [...]

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    30 daze and 30 knights.

    by  • May 12, 2009 • 1 Comment

    Wow, it’s been a whole month since I’ve written anything? Holy shiatsu, how time flies. Well, since I know you’re just DYING to know, let me give you a glimpse of the last 30 days. Extra! Extra! Read all about it! George Clooney, Jason Reitman, and a few Hollywood-types were in town to film a [...]

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    Acts 8:23

    by  • April 12, 2009 • 0 Comments

    When I was a young’n.. you know, last week sometime.. I would frequent church all the time. Not by choice, mind you. My parents were very strict religious people, and going to church was a nearly daily event. An event that I really couldn’t comprehend and certainly didn’t enjoy. Those of you who know me [...]

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    Dating site review

    by  • March 22, 2009 • 0 Comments

    What’s all this, now? Included, for your viewing pleasure, is a dating site popularity chart. I’ve been dating for a little while and I’ve tried pretty much all of the dating sites out there. I figure it’s high time I let people know what I think about these super fine sites.. it’s been a while [...]

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    Petty or not, here I come!

    by  • March 15, 2009 • 0 Comments

    Um.. you have some thing with Tom Petty now? Nope. Today was a great day.. I ran a few errands and played outside in the great weather. As my day went on, I found myself experiencing bouts of sadness. Aww, what’s wrong? Realized that because you’re such an a-hole you’re forced to do things alone? [...]

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    I got.. Two tickets and a pair of dice.

    by  • February 28, 2009 • 0 Comments

    2 Tickets, eh? What for? Jason Mraz, on May 5th, 2009, at the WestFair amphitheater in Council Bluffs, Iowa. How does someone get them? Easy.. all they have to do is find me a girlfriend! A girlfriend?!! Geez.. why don’t you use the normal venues, like everyone else? I have! They don’t work. I’ve tried [...]

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    Bloody hell, it’s all in vein.

    by  • February 11, 2009 • 1 Comment

    This sounds like a vampire tale.. is it?! I like vampires! Negative, goat rider.. I was recently told that there’s no such thing as altruism. The logic behind the statement being that even if someone is being selfless, they’re doing it to be thought of as selfless, which in and of itself is selfish. um.. [...]

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    Karma Comedian

    by  • February 4, 2009 • 0 Comments

    Good ol’ Boy George..What’s on your mind today, Oh Great One? I’m glad you asked. I’ve talked to you about not spreading your personal misery, and now I want to take that a step further. You see, people have problems. Everyone.. You, The President, your favorite celebrity, your favorite athlete.. everyone. No matter how rich [...]

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    Happ.il.ly after ever.

    by  • January 28, 2009 • 1 Comment

    Innnnteresting title.. another Will Smith dream? No, but my last post got me thinking about my previous post. Let me ask you, What would make you happy? Me? Maybe if the Miss America contest was a contest to see who gets to sleep with me. Hmm.. If that were the case, I doubt the contestants [...]

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